Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
we should start a bowling team when we all get to hell
Se viene la realidad virtual
I smell an oscar
If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.
I understand that the air force has been through budget cuts but damn
i know, they can’t even afford the new Firebolts
Are those Cleansweep Sevens???
God, so embarrassing.